February 2012
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Just One of the Guyz
Elizabeth Banks and I are in a fight.
See, I like Elizabeth Banks. More than that, I want to like her. She’s made a name for herself mostly in comedy and we all know how much I like pretty blonde ladies who do well in comedy.
However, her recent Women’s Health interview left me feeling deeply saddened, and it wasn’t just because she tried to insinuate eating bananas was as...
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10 Fun Valentine's Day Activities to do with your...
Be spontaneous! Go to the DMV together and wait in line. Spend a whole day there!
Consider a romantic arts and crafts activity, like constructing homemade anal beads or building a spaceship made out of yarn.
Try something new in the bedroom. For example, scream “YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU!” at the height of climax for a fun surprise.
Order for each other in a restaurant. If your...